~ A PTZ MEMBER ORIGINAL VIDEO ~
“Goodbye to the Unicorn Horn”
by pickypicky
No matter how hard I’ve tried, I have managed to fall at the very end of the zit vid posting line for YEARS now. (there has only been one time I made it to the forefront, I think…and the only reason THAT happened is because our darling Halph Staph took pity on a newbie and served a good one to me underhanded.) Destined to be the least published PTZer out there, I knew my one chance to manage to grab first dibs on a post would be if I went after the proverbial PTZ br**ZIT** ring…
the ever elusive PTZ Original Video!
With that one goal in mind, I have waited and watched, then carefully cultivated and groomed a small circle of sebaceous cyst incubators amongst my friends and family. (If you rush a sebac, you get a wimpy squeeze. Wait too long, and it abscesses and ruptures when you’re 20 miles away and you’re doomed to wait 5 more months for refill. My sister’s father-in-law has got me on speed dial now so that will never happen to me again. I was mad for a week.)
I’ve waited for it.
The right moment.
The right cyst…
…The right cell phone with a decent video app.
Now, after years of waiting, it finally happened. To me! At LAST!
I finally achieved a decent original vid! It only took me, what? Four years?!? Who cares! Pop on!
So, without further ado and with WAAAAAY too much written build-up (I’m destined to get low starrage because I’m so over the moon about a small sebac!) Here I am, squeezing a lovely sebaceous cyst on my friend’s head, which she has been calling her Unicorn Horn for many years.
It’s impossible to get a proper 4-finger squeeze when you’re taking video with one hand. I’ve got to invent some kind of phone tripod with a swinging boom extension for the next time I get lucky. I’ll emblazon PTZ on the side of it…I hope you enjoy, my PTZ family!
Dear pickypicky,
We are all jealous, and you done GREAT o glorious PTZ cyster! Thank you for sharing your moment of glory with us all! 
RUNTIME: 1min 57sec
TITLE: “Goodbye to the Unicorn Horn”
INFO: First Published to the Internet on Jan 23,2013 by pickypicky; PTZ Publication Jan 26,2013
All Rights Reserved by Original Video Creator, No Copies or Use Without Express Written Permission from Owner of Said Rights.
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